4 digitallyimpaired because im such a sucker for shit like this U DONT EVEN KNOW
also im unclear as heck, rezi’s textin gam and kar theyre gunna fukshelby: she then texts
shelby: NOT M3 LOL!
taz: i was
taz: assuming
taz: she was implying
taz: they both wanted
taz: the D
shelby: dsjkhfkjsfhskjfhds
shelby: yes
shelby: good
shelby: Y4LL W4NT TH3 D
taz: CH3CK 1T
#TEREZI PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I WANT THE D. #YOU TOT4LLY W4NT TH3 D THOUGH#honk. #4ND YOU COMPL3T3LY W4NT TH3 D DONT 3V3N FRONT #the tale of two young men #who wanted the d #a love story
Mer: okay so in midtown there’s this banner of the dwarves from the hobbit movie
but it’s a painting?
it’s painted on a wall
Shelby: oh woah thats actually kinda cool
Mer: no it’s
horrible
it looks like something that would be spray painted on a sci-fi club kid’s shirt
it’s all soft-focus
like, it’s well done?
but absurd
Shelby: i need to see this
Mer: and i was just walking to the train and turned to the left
and like
these dwarves
Shelby: is it this?
Mer: YESSDFVGFHSklhf
Shelby: IM SO DONE
Mer: see what I MEAN
imagine seeing this unexpectedly in real life
Shelby: okay my favorite part of the dwarves is how there
is one random hot one
it fucking cracks me up
every single time
Mer: we couldn’t relate to him
if he wasn’t
a hottie dwarf
but what is even going on
with the rest of them
Shelby: its like
here they are
the dwarves are in
crowry: did you know weg is the german word for away
shelby: i do now
bobie: yes
crowry: weg
shelby: weg
bobie: geroman is weird
crowry: geromy
bobie: i did t for my foreign language fdHLKHklhg
shelby: introducing the new language
amber: wanna get drunk 2gether when homestuck ends
shelby: yeah especially if u are here
shelby: we will do it
shelby: we will get so drunk
amber: so drunk that we become homestuck
shelby: sdfhsjdhfsdf
amber: when we die young lay us on our quest beds fill our blood with alcohol
shelby: jhksjhfskdjfhsdf
we did it kids
shelby: GOD
shelby: HOW DID GAMZEE AND TEREZI EVEN GET TOGETHER
shelby: WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT NOW
taz: I
taz: KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby: HOW??????
taz: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby: HOW CAN WE EVEN DECIDE THIS
taz: I DON’T KNOW
shelby: h O W
all these haters mad because we so established
taz: i am making dis
taz: my wallpaper
taz: with suitable lyrics
shelby: omg
taz: look at us
taz: we are presh
shelby: what lyrics
taz: i think
taz: “ass and titties”
shelby: jbjhjh
meenah and karkat’s summer nights
because marchingstuck continues to be the catchall for ridiculousness
taz: you know
taz: what i love best
taz: about the idea
taz: that meenah and karkat had a thing
taz: was the idea that meenah
taz: one summer
taz: took a look at karkat vantas
taz: and was like
taz: whoa
taz: hunk
taz: imma get me summa dis
shelby: omg what if
shelby: people analyzed
shelby: tumblr artists commetns
shelby: in the future
shelby: looking for
shelby: deep and hidden meanings
crowry: i hope
crowry: they do
crowry: i hope i am dead by then
crowry: but i hope they do
alex: it's a good thing your wife's the writer
alex: hahaha sorry
shelby: jkhasjkdshadas
alex: tsg chapter 2:
alex: Terezi if you don't stop trying to get all up in my pale business, i'm going to kick you in the junk. baby girl.
i was looking up patterns for shelby’s suit last night and i found one?? which looks p good but
look at this douchebag
i keep remembering this and laughing to myself
Meredith: i love that tenzin’s in the new gaang picture
a member of the gaang
Shelby: he’s
a cool dad
he’s not like
the other dads
Meredith: he brings them healthy vegeterian snacks when bolin and asami are hanging out in korra’s room
Shelby: you kids need anything
Meredith: mako is just like
wait do i get a
snack…….
he undermines mako’s existence in the most passive-agressive ways
WHO WANTS TO GO FOR A RIDE ON OOGI
“mako’s in the bathroom”
“well, let’s leave now!”
Shelby: WELL
LETS LEAVE NOW
god dammit, mako
humanstuck AU
crowry: calliope does not have cancer but
crowry: uu hisses through their shared air vent
crowry: "YOu ARE THE CANCER. THAT IS KILLING THE INTERNET."
drunkcanons
like bedcanons but with drunk
sorry again for everything we choose to be
taz: draw jake and jade making out sexily
shelby: sdhfkjshfsf
taz: dirk and karkat
taz: have to lie down
shelby: enticing!!!!!
shelby: sdhfkjdshff
taz: Wow i bet if we just have another drink well end up KISSING.
taz: i know!!! were wild and crazy!!!
taz: who knows what jake will do after another bacardi breezer!!!!!
taz: Oh yeah.
shelby: who wants to find out!!!!
taz: Im a wild man.
shelby: i want
shelby: all the kids
shelby: to get drunk
