Amber: no one is even a teenager in apothecia
stylish but illegal: no
Amber: except maybe carl
Amber: space murderteen
stylish but illegal: holy shit
Amber: hahahah
stylish but illegal: that is too funny
stylish but illegal: he is an adolescent
stylish but illegal: at thousands of years old
Amber: whats fungus puberty like
stylish but illegal: getting stuck in a hole
Amber: HA
Amber: middle schools rough for all of us

taz is killing me

taz is killing me

taz: have you read the novel about
taz: the brief passionate BDSM affair between a sad hipster
taz: and his manic pixie angry white rapper
shelby: no.
taz: it's called
taz: ...
taz: ...
taz: ...
taz: fifty days of shady
shelby: N O
shelby: GET THE FU C KOUt
shelby: NO

zack is killing me

taz and i meet up to discuss business plans

this happens 

toby and i just wrote christopher nolan’s newest blockbuster hit

who just sends this to someone while they’re afk, someone who is out to emotionally destroy you

I AM LITERALLY CRYING

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[8/8/13 2:07:58 PM] kels: OH YMG DO

[8/8/13 2:08:01 PM] kels: OH MY GOD OKAY SO

[8/8/13 2:08:08 PM] kels: MY GMA HAS A BIGASS RAGDOLL CAT

[8/8/13 2:08:23 PM] kels: AND WE HAVE A BIGBIRD PLUSH FROM WHEN MY MOM WAS LITTLE

[8/8/13 2:08:27 PM] kels: AND THIS FUCKING CAT

[8/8/13 2:08:31 PM] kels: HUMPS BIGBIRD

[8/8/13 2:08:47 PM] kels: AND HE LIKE

[8/8/13 2:08:50 PM] kels: WATCHES PEOPLE WHILE HE DOES IT

[8/8/13 2:08:59 PM] skeleby: OH MY GOD

[8/8/13 2:09:02 PM] kels: HE MAKES EYECONTACT WITH YOU WHILE HE FUCKING HUMPS BIG BIRD

[8/8/13 2:09:05 PM] skeleby: FUCK

[8/8/13 2:09:10 PM] skeleby: IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[8/8/13 2:09:19 PM] skeleby: so basically

[8/8/13 2:09:28 PM] skeleby: if dave strider got a cat it would turn out to be that. fucking cat

[8/8/13 2:09:34 PM] kels: FUCK

[8/8/13 2:09:34 PM] kels: yes

[8/8/13 2:09:35 PM] kels: yes

[8/8/13 2:09:41 PM] kels: fUCK

[8/8/13 2:09:45 PM] skeleby: IM LAUGHING SO HARD FUCK

[8/8/13 2:09:46 PM] kels: OH MY GOD SHELBY JESUS

kcf and me talk about the cherubs and shit wow

including discussion of doc scratch, the handmaid, and how caliborn is really, really fucked up over his sister like dude get it together

read it if you wanna read two nerds get excited about a webcomic 

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urbananchorite:

yummytomatoes:

4 digitallyimpaired because im such a sucker for shit like this U DONT EVEN KNOWalso im unclear as heck, rezi’s textin gam and kar theyre gunna fuk  

shelby: she then textsshelby: NOT M3 LOL!taz: i wastaz: assumingtaz: she was implyingtaz: they both wantedtaz: the Dshelby: dsjkhfkjsfhskjfhdsshelby: yesshelby: goodshelby: Y4LL W4NT TH3 Dtaz: CH3CK 1T

#TEREZI PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I WANT THE D. #YOU TOT4LLY W4NT TH3 D THOUGH#honk. #4ND YOU COMPL3T3LY W4NT TH3 D DONT 3V3N FRONT #the tale of two young men #who wanted the d #a love story

urbananchorite:

yummytomatoes:

4 digitallyimpaired because im such a sucker for shit like this U DONT EVEN KNOW
also im unclear as heck, rezi’s textin gam and kar theyre gunna fuk  

shelby: she then texts
shelby: NOT M3 LOL!
taz: i was
taz: assuming
taz: she was implying
taz: they both wanted
taz: the D
shelby: dsjkhfkjsfhskjfhds
shelby: yes
shelby: good
shelby: Y4LL W4NT TH3 D
taz: CH3CK 1T

#TEREZI PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I WANT THE D. #YOU TOT4LLY W4NT TH3 D THOUGH#honk. #4ND YOU COMPL3T3LY W4NT TH3 D DONT 3V3N FRONT #the tale of two young men #who wanted the d #a love story

aquamirage:

Mer: okay so in midtown there’s this banner of the dwarves from the hobbit movie
but it’s a painting?
it’s painted on a wall
Shelby: oh woah thats actually kinda cool
Mer: no it’s
horrible
it looks like something that would be spray painted on a sci-fi club kid’s shirt
it’s all soft-focus
like, it’s well done?
but absurd
Shelby: i need to see this
Mer: and i was just walking to the train and turned to the left
and like
these dwarves
Shelby: is it this?
Mer: YESSDFVGFHSklhf
Shelby: IM SO DONE
Mer: see what I MEAN
imagine seeing this unexpectedly in real life
Shelby: okay my favorite part of the dwarves is how there
is one random hot one
it fucking cracks me up
every single time
Mer: we couldn’t relate to him
if he wasn’t
a hottie dwarf
but what is even going on
with the rest of them
Shelby: its like
here they are
the dwarves are in

aquamirage:

Mer: okay so in midtown there’s this banner of the dwarves from the hobbit movie

but it’s a painting?

it’s painted on a wall

Shelby: oh woah thats actually kinda cool

Mer: no it’s

horrible

it looks like something that would be spray painted on a sci-fi club kid’s shirt

it’s all soft-focus

like, it’s well done?

but absurd

Shelby: i need to see this

Mer: and i was just walking to the train and turned to the left

and like

these dwarves

Shelby: is it this?

Mer: YESSDFVGFHSklhf

Shelby: IM SO DONE

Mer: see what I MEAN

imagine seeing this unexpectedly in real life

Shelby: okay my favorite part of the dwarves is how there

is one random hot one

it fucking cracks me up

every single time

Mer: we couldn’t relate to him

if he wasn’t

a hottie dwarf

but what is even going on

with the rest of them

Shelby: its like

here they are

the dwarves are in

crowry: did you know weg is the german word for away
shelby: i do now
bobie: yes
crowry: weg
shelby: weg
bobie: geroman is weird
crowry: geromy
bobie: i did t for my foreign language fdHLKHklhg
shelby: introducing the new language
amber: wanna get drunk 2gether when homestuck ends
shelby: yeah especially if u are here
shelby: we will do it
shelby: we will get so drunk
amber: so drunk that we become homestuck
shelby: sdfhsjdhfsdf
amber: when we die young lay us on our quest beds fill our blood with alcohol
shelby: jhksjhfskdjfhsdf
we did it kids


shelby: GOD
shelby: HOW DID GAMZEE AND TEREZI EVEN GET TOGETHER
shelby: WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT NOW
taz: I
taz: KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby: HOW??????
taz: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelby: HOW CAN WE EVEN DECIDE THIS
taz: I DON’T KNOW
shelby: h O W

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