dirk definitely has an okcupid profile as a fake girl who loves my little pony and men’s rights and several of the profile fields are just long dissertations on objectivist philosophy and its application to the magical girl mythos
the account name is twilight_anarchocapitalism and the profile pic is jane posing cutely with his pillow-sized rainbow dash plush
he mostly just surgically satirizes the misogynist dudebros he’s flirting with on the topics of anime and philosophy and equestria while baiting them into progressively more extreme and absurd parodies of their own opinions until it reaches a culmination of fucking shithouse ridiculous
when they ask for pics he sends them carefully cropped shots of sweet, peach-foam smuppet ass in a bra
a true prince of heart
Dear ‘Kuzloz and Cal snake is really lovely, but what if Damara and Callie snake?’ Anon: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I don’t think they’d really get along but snakes and dams are always good.
the convenient patron troll/kid species swaps photoset uwu
I think it’s just really important to me that Homestuck doesn’t have a straight man.
There’s no one in Homestuck whose role is to snark about how wacky everyone else is, to be the reader-insert character aloof from the shenanigans around them. And every time anyone tries to take on that role, it’s shown to be a self-destructive facade. Rose, Dave, Karkat, Equius, Eridan, Jane, Dirk… all of them attempt to be the “serious one”, but their character growth comes when they begin to move past their instinct to make fun of their friends (and, ultimately, themselves) for emotionally engaging with the world around them.
Homestuck has always been a comic about laughing with its characters, not at them. Where the conventionally unusual is celebrated, not derided. And that’s a worldview that is worth celebrating and defending.
sometimes homestuck panels are the most kickass art things ever but other times its
Urban Forestry class
May 27, 2008
Group #1 the best
The Pros And Cons Of Urban Forests:
Trees Are Good, But At What Cost?
absolutely writen by
Dave “Danger” Strider (group leader & older-brother figure)
A wise man once said “You can’t see the forest for the trees.” How wise was this man? Wicked wise. You have no idea. And it’s true! If there are a bunch of trees in the way, you can’t see the forest. Some people take the wise man’s words as some kind of irony thing, but look. If even one tree is in your way, you can’t see shit! It doesn’t always have to be some kind of riddle, sometimes wise people just say things that are true. Maybe there’s a forest way over there, and there’s a big-ass tree between you and over there. Can’t see through the tree, can you? So yeah, you literally can’t see the forest for the trees. Who’s ironic now? Not you, fucker.
Urban forestry is about forests in urban areas. This is a pretty decent idea, right? Wrong. Trees are good, yeah, but imagine trying to go to the store. You get in your Prius because hey, big ups to the environment, and you’re on your way to Safeway or Food Lion or whatever the shit they have in the South, by which I mean Austin or Dallas or something, where I, by which I mean Dave Strider, probably live.
Where was I.
Oh yeah, Prius. Ok, so you’re on the road going to whatever shitty southern grocery chain that is popular, and you’re living your life. Boom. You are in a forest. Dappled light, unfurling ferns, a squirrel looks at you in a weird and creepy way. You’re fucked forever, because you live in a city! Your vehicle isn’t equipped for off-roading! You live in Texas, for Christ’s sake! Have fun living in the forest for the rest of your life. Hopefully you’ll be eaten by hungry wolves before you painfully starve to death in the winter.
IN CONCLUSION: urban forestry. Not today, asshole. I’m drawing a line in the sand, the sand of Houston’s beautiful beaches. No forests. Not on my watch. I’ll see you in Hell, English.
if u dont think she’s cute you’re wrong
Here is is! I wanted to put everyone worried about the white washing at ease. As you can see, no tampering and no white washing! It so colorful and beautiful!
I hope all of you who buy it will send me a picture of you wearing them. :D
come on baby play me something,
like here comes the sun
i’m going to pretend that since meenah gets cool thief outfits so does vriska ::::)
ne me quitte pas